Wednesday, April 23, 2014
cracked:

"Even if this article were totally positive, writing it would probably get me blacklisted if I still worked there."
6 Awful Realities Behind the Scenes at SeaWorld

#6. Lying Is a Requirement of the Job
For example, we were opening a new exhibit at my park that involved us quickly moving a ton of sharks and stingrays, dashing them across the park and dropping them in new homes with virtually no notice, because management needed the exhibit opened fast for “media day.” … [The animals] were extremely stressed out by being moved to a new home, and having a tidal wave of loud strangers with flashy cellphones crash through the very next day didn’t help much. The rays started beaching themselves — hurling their bodies out of the water and onto the sandy artificial beach at the edge of the tank — in a desperate attempt to escape.
Of course, we can’t tell the starry-eyed guests that the adorable critters are literally killing themselves to get away from their peering tourist faces, so we told the guests they were giving birth. This wasn’t little Billy’s terrifying first glimpse of death and corporate apathy, it was the miracle of life!

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cracked:

"Even if this article were totally positive, writing it would probably get me blacklisted if I still worked there."

6 Awful Realities Behind the Scenes at SeaWorld

#6. Lying Is a Requirement of the Job

For example, we were opening a new exhibit at my park that involved us quickly moving a ton of sharks and stingrays, dashing them across the park and dropping them in new homes with virtually no notice, because management needed the exhibit opened fast for “media day.” … [The animals] were extremely stressed out by being moved to a new home, and having a tidal wave of loud strangers with flashy cellphones crash through the very next day didn’t help much. The rays started beaching themselves — hurling their bodies out of the water and onto the sandy artificial beach at the edge of the tank — in a desperate attempt to escape.

Of course, we can’t tell the starry-eyed guests that the adorable critters are literally killing themselves to get away from their peering tourist faces, so we told the guests they were giving birth. This wasn’t little Billy’s terrifying first glimpse of death and corporate apathy, it was the miracle of life!

Read More

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

(Source: tommarvalo)

Monday, April 21, 2014

“The best thing about being Loki is that he is my diametric opposite. Physically, he is a photo negative of who I am. Loki is dark and pale, and I am light and fair. Also spiritually I am not much like him either. Yet I feel an incredible freedom in playing him.” Tom Hiddleston.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

(Source: claraoshwin)

Saturday, April 19, 2014

sixsteen:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

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Friday, April 18, 2014
The word ‘fuck’ is enormously satisfying. Tom Hiddleston, ELLE Magazine (via hausofodin)
Thursday, April 17, 2014
nothingbutthedreams:

jetpackexhaust:

Walking around Oxford. Not only the most English graffiti I’ve ever seen, but beyond nationality, the core sentiment of all graffiti.

Pretty much.

nothingbutthedreams:

jetpackexhaust:

Walking around Oxford. Not only the most English graffiti I’ve ever seen, but beyond nationality, the core sentiment of all graffiti.

Pretty much.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

(Source: tarmairon)

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

rurikids:

Sunshine (2007)Dark days are coming.

"What interested me was the idea that it could get to a point when the entire planet’s survival rests on the shoulders of one man, and what that would do to his head." - Screenwriter Alex Garland

Monday, April 14, 2014

cordys:

buffy summers + tears/sadness